Thursday, September 13, 2007

I love this because it is TRUE!

WORDS ONLY WOMEN USE

1.)
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means you should sleep with one eye open.

7.)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. She is being sincere.

8.)
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying BITE ME!

9.)
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now having to do herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

10.)
OK: This really means, I've stopped listening to you.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true, and they know how to laugh at themselves too!

1 comment:

Lotz Family said...

Ok, so I totally got this email too and it made me laugh. It's right on the MONEY!